always be with you

rcrisdraws:

A collection of omens from the prairies 🤞🌾🌾

ordr:

they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again

thatonepsychouptheroad:

unlettered-heathen:

bluenightcomedies:

thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity.

spread the word, it seems they’re… very forgetful about this.

A small collection (feel free to add):

@staff You’re not very subtle.

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

MATRIX THEMED DRAG PERSONA CALLED NEO PRONOUNS

heeha-must-die:

man i love gerard way or sth

torakiro:

i slithered here from eden,
just to hide outside your door

evilwizard:

medievaljournalist:

some kids dug up a bunch of plants in the wizards garden and started smoking them and they withered away into dust

the wizard walked outside and started rolling the dust up into a huge blunt

rottenmarquee:

neil-gaiman:

If I read something on the asks that feels genuinely threatening or dangerous, or that’s actually abusive, I just delete it and block the person.

If I’m answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I’m concerned even if it’s apparently threatening or angry, it’s meant humorously or with love.

It’s never appropriate to dogpile people. Never appropriate to threaten or abuse them, even if you think you are doing it for me and with the best of intentions. Don’t.

If you are upset on my behalf, or on behalf of all Tumblr users, just think “this is probably a tone-deaf attempt at humour” and let it go.

eraserheadadult:

eraserheadadult:

someone tagged multiple drawings of mine ft fat characters as “tw body image” i am entitled to compensation and im stealing shit out of your house right now

idk man what people ask you to tag on this website is not sacred and you should. employ critical thinking. like if someones asking for a trigger warning for an entire category of human being thats a nut up or shut up issue for them